quiz-my-life away

Hur Hur Hur...... today, limbei took the infamous HE191 quiz. in layman's term, sai lin nia eh lao ba bu economics quiz lar!!! Now ppl who noe me from National Junior College certainly noe of the kum gong choice i made. which was to drop economics and take chemistry when i ming ming pass econs wif a D and ming ming failed chem wif a F. why i so kum lan hor, is becuz i pia tt econs paper(not literally) for a good 2 months and den hor... lingbo still got D lor.. onli micro part nia i also canot score. And since i spent like 3 hours on chem, naturally being the sibeh haolian man i am, tell myself i failed cuz i bo study. if i study sure A. Den after a yr of hong hong lie lie wif chemistry and huo zai a world of methylbenzenes. i underwent a free radical substitution..... i began to undergo electrolysis..YES YES i can feel the molecular weight of my..... weight... i can feel CHEMISTRY flowing in my blood...OOohhhh AAahhhh the inert gases, the halogens.... i can breath them... AND.. lin nao hia. limbei got D for chem for Alevels.

Fuckanaden, if i haven been tt cock and took econs instead, sure A liao lor... after all juz memorize and regurgitate wif some angmoh power mah... even ah kai angmoh so chui also got A lor.. GAN!!!! but wat done cannot be undone and so i blame econs for my bad Alevels grades.

cuming to NTU, i decided that engine is my cup of tea, cuz bo econs mah... (haha kidding cuz i bo bian if not i sure wif ahkai. 3 yrs nia song song gao my hse. Den skarli cum yr 2 School of Electrical and Elcetronic engineering private limited .com.sg/LIN NAO HIA EH/ fuck sia still must Supply and Demand!!!

why why i ask myself.. why my mia so kor. but think abt it, ppl say we got an edge over those wh never even smell econs b4 and as u noe, in this bell curve world of ntu, as long as u can step, u gan pia step u nga si step. so i relac jack.. muahahh i yaya papaya.. i ba long long i tong tong hee. i tried to study on tuesday and tell myself quiz nia i study 3 days sure A.

Wah lau eh.. ren suan bu ru tian suan. tian suan bu ru bernanke and frank(the econs txtbk writers) go eat shit and die in their venomous theories. Their txt hor, tho is really extensive and according to aikhong, can 'speak' to you....Wait ppl let me digress.. for ur info, aikhong is a GEP(gifted eh person) from the very prestigious school where li''l bois run ard in tight white shorts. yes RI and of cuz RGS... no sala RJC. from RI eh lor GEppo lor.. tell me the txtbk hor...
Aik hong(in all seriousness, face stern as hell and all): Chong meng, the txtbk can speak to you....
not say wanna suan him lar.. afterall he help me pass my GE but realli hor.. if he will juz tell me tt reading the txt can enhance my understand of the subject, tt wld suffice... wats wif the dumb fuck analogy sia?? relac bradder!!

Oka Okay where was i? yah the bernanke and frank tag team to kill me sia.. its like bernanke rapid fire the cost price theory at me den i lan lan take cover den frank flank(the tongue twister not intended) me from the Lima(left) and lob the adam smith invisble hand into my face.
conclusion: limbei si AR!!
i used 2 hrs to fully understand alot of econs concept plus alot of shit. apparently bill gates got a big ass holiday house in sum summer retreat state! why muz i noe how the tie men(gates) live his filty rich life, fueled by the Os in this laptop that is depreciating in value wif each latter i type??? apparently frank and bernanke failed a very important part of their Ao chinese equivalent exams... CHANG WEN SUO DUAN!!! Dun the P.H.D ppl summarize... im not marking their fucking thesis lar... im trying to learn from them lar.. chok du lan. in the end study until the end of micro nia. den macro also got test. haiz.....

go in also dunnoe if mcq correct or not. nao hia my dua tow zac and NVMSCPSASPWECPHS JACKSON WONGJIANLI all write diff ans sia!! wei sia me wei sia me wei sia me they all tekan me wei sia me they all chut pattern( the turtle prof song... A/P orgui = pimp muauhahah ignore me here) Den being the smart dickie i am. i copy abit here and copy abit there.. after tt. i have a weird feeling tt those i copy from jackson he wrong, those i copy from zac he wrong. my op cost all incurred. zac and jackson will get 50 percent. i will get zilch my economic surplus is thus 0 i am thus experiencing a loss becuz my price is lower than my average variable cost...(see i quite zai mah.. why D nia???)

haiz.. hope can pass. the 200 mcqs in 10 min takes up 60 percent of our overall grades.

Next up is EE2007 quiz.. now the 2007 tutor is really a man in his own league... really his own.. he is a masters' student i guess. so young and nubile and so extremely TIONG.. he is so bad tt jackson got irritated by him. he buttons his shirt up to the hole tt is like 5 inches from his nose... he is covering his neck cuz he is scared tt aedes mosquitoes will bite him on his neck like yamamoto from a date wif vampire and kill him wif dengue plus blood loss... and he likes ma xiaoling's long leg so much he does not wanna get killed by the pair of asian elle macpherson's legs.

well he sux we noe but today is like the farniest lar... cuz zac noe i never finish 2007.. so he said he will go in and take wif me and jacko(zac not same class for this module) den in case got 2 sets of paper i can haf 2 ppl helping me mah... den as usual jacko is zai enuff lar.... he can do everything so i copied his.. after tt jackson left...and then, zac became concious of the fact tt when Mr button up cums to collect paper, he will be in sum shit... So, zac decided to pull off the most stunning stunts in the whole damn world... he is gonna do a david coppefield, onli better. he is gonna attempt a stealth tat onli the US navy Seals can match... he is going to sneak out of a class of less than 15 ppl, all quietly head down doing quiz.. now the tutorial room is like 5m by 5m nia.. small for any standard.. i watched in amazement at how my big head zac is gonna chao ji bian bian bian bu jian. as a boi from the front handed in his paper, mr buttons up looked at his paper for like 0.00001 sec and tt split sec which i wun even acknowledge as real time, big head zac slipped out of the back door... whole body and big head. machaim qian nu you hun, onli tt zhong chu hong got a much smaller head and she is really a ghost tt can piao.. after 0.00001 sec, mr buttons looked up and of cuz, he wld notice tt my FOc chairperson is MIA. cum on now. the class is small and zac isnt ur average guy. he is ur average big head guy. of cuz he notice that the majestic form of human natural selection/mutation that is zac's head is not in his class anymore in the blink of an eye!!!! he looked at me and gave me the hey where is zac's gesture and i reply wif a hey button down this is not ur wedding gesture... no lar i gave him a i dunnoe blank look lar. den he fast fast went out to check. lucky zac's big head is got substance eh. he noes better than to str away hide in another tutorial room than rsik walking the long corridor and got caught but button boi. and i suppress my awe and laffter for a full min(almost internal bleed) den i rushed out and the 3 of us the 3 stooges had the laff of the day... cheerios to buttons up... u are the best man(at the wedding cuz u button up muahahha)