A SERIOUS BLOG

Now clearly there are people who read my blog and den laff their asses off. Am i really such a crappy dick? Dun get me wrong here, i enjoy entertaining people, bringing joy to their lives and all, but the truth is, behind this whole nonsensical facade, i am, in fact, a really sensitive boi. I do tok serious and intellectual stuffs with my cronies. and i always bare my heart out to them in all seriousness.

well, today, i shall not blog with the intention to entertain anyone for this is A SERIOUS entry. I am going to blog abt my thots and feelings on this activity tat is very close to my heart. This activity, my parents termed it as bai luk ley bai huat cai, i like to call it bueh bey peo. and it is more commonly known as 4-D. :) Now i am introduced to the world of 4-d when i was gan young, like say 3. when my dad was still carrying me in his arms.(To all who noes me: i was rather small when i was 3. yes i morphed into the gigantic me today, but i was really rather small. back den.) So my dad was still yandao and all, fit as a fiddle, likes to carry me in his arms as he reads the MA PI PO(or lian he wan bao=newspaper lar) . it shld have dawned me back den tt my dad wasnt really following the current affairs becuz he never flipped. he juz get his eyes afixed to the first page of the newspaper. And the naive me always pride myself in having a Dad that is really likes to read. So there was in once, my dad as usual, carrying his beloved 2nd son(me lar) in his arm and staring at the front page. i can still remember the intensity in his eyes, giving me the impressions tt he will not let a single info escaped without being carefully scrutinized first. Den, he suddenly shout: "lin nao hia eh!!! tiao ji"(lin nao hia eh jump number)

i immediately made a mental note sumthing big is happening in the world. sumthing tiao ji!!! big news!!!(yes i was tt smart when i was a 3 yr old kid.) den suddenly he was like :"wah ho sei liao!!!!!
zup dua zup suay jit bai huat liao(wah steady pom pi pi liao, 10 big 10 small bug money big money) I was rather happy, becuz watever the terrible thing tiao ji is, it has been completely neutralised by the 10 big and 10 small. And the events tt followed, i was so not ready for them!!! becuz of the wonderful 10 big 10 small, i got all my Transformer Autobots and my elder bro got all his Decepticons. And den we moved into a new flat.(i lived in a kampong b4 tt) so whoever this 10 big 10 small is, they damn sure brought alot of happiness to my life.

I grew up and got smarter and smarter lar, den i realised alot of things lor, tt my dad dun gif a flying fuck abt the current affairs., onli the 4-d results. i also learnt tt TIAO JI IS INDEED A VERY EVIL THING(i will explain later). Also, the 10 big and 10 small got my dad 80k , part of it went to fulfil my transformer dreams.

So every Sat and Sun is like olevel result release day for my dad, cuz he sibeh gan jiong spider eh, the 97.2 love fm muz blast damn loud at 6 30 pm sharp. Hell even when he bought the 32 inch livng room tv. his first task was not to check the resolutions, but to check teletext. for xing jia po bo cai gong xi yao zhu wan zi piao zhong jiang hao ma. And so you see, i am exposed to the 4-d crazed for all my life.

Two weeks b4 my 21st bday, i had a thot, why dun i juz make a small bet, since 21 and all mah, so i garung garung walk wif ah kai into the singapore pools shop and bought 4 numbers, part of my ic number. den tt nite, when i was making my way to zouk, ah kai called me. he said sumthing abt me striking 4d. but the exact shit he said did not register at all. instead, all i heard was,( *smoke and mirrors and all the thinking back shit*) Wah ho sei liao, zup dua zup suay jit bai huat. i could totally feel my dad's adrenaline rush cept tt mine was like many times lesser. cuz i onli tio 200 bucks.

So i had my bday celebration, booked a chalet and had great fun. den sumone which i am very sure is kiat, suggested betting on the jhumber of the room. it was a sat morning, so we gathered all cronies and made our way to the betting centre. we pooled our money for betting on 2 days, sat and sun. Den another smart ass which i forgot is who, either kai or alvin, whack all our money on Sat. his reason, : Aiyah if lucky one day enuff.... So we forgot abt the whole shit and on sun evening, ah kai called me again.(yes my 4-d encounter always got ah kai.) he went.. eh meng ar, room number kai leh, and i was like mai gey siao lar. and he was like cb u go check lar!! Turn out he is not kidding and i tried my best to kik my own balls. for not being firm in my decision.

After tt, luck was neber smiling at me. im not a hardcore like my dad lar, once in a while. the most dua zhong one being the day when our dear Mr Goh flew to Michigan. His flight number was 212, after tt we went to Bk and the pillar facing us is 12, den we saw a cab number 2121on our back back. after tt we went to bedok hawker centre for breakfast and our table number was 121. So, of cuz we whack 11212 permutate lar. in the end, simi lan also dun hav -_-

and i wasnt really into 4d much after tt until 2 days back!!!!!! Mr kope my Hei Bi Hiam chen Roger said he witness a terrible bike accident and the plate number was 5513 or 5573. i watched the news closely to ensure there was no fatalities involed(i wanted to respect the dead mah) turn out the news neber report any deaths. so we gather our forces again!!!!! me kai kiat and roger. we decided to buy both number and permutate them. and i was gievn the sacred task to place the bet. so today, becuz i was too engrossed in my studying, i did not go. kiat came back at 4 30 pm and insisted we go to buy. we reached the betting centre and 5 15pm and i was like plspls let there be a short Q.. Q turn out to be hello kitty Q tt long. but nevetheless, we perservered and managed to get those numbers. We went back hall happily. later in the eveining, me and kiat went onli to check the draw, we stared intently like how my dad wld star at his MA PI PO.
and the first prize brought a flash back again..............Lin nao hia!!! tiao JI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first prize was 5593!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF??!?!?!?!?!?!? i hate tiao ji. i knew from young tiao ji is a bad bad thing 7 or 1 also can mah, muz jump to 9 meh?>????.. i did not imgaine tiao ji wld hit me!!!! aRRRGGGHHHHHH and so, we decided to bet again on Sat and Sun. pray for us yah???!!!

******warning, compulsive gambling destroys happy families.********* BUT TIAO JI DESTROY FAMILY EVEN MORE... SAI LIN NIA EH LAO BA BU!!!! PISSIFIED. HOPE I FEEL BETTER ON MY NEXT ENTRY