Smallville

And so i was trying to lose weight and to allan wu-ed up myself abit, and so i went to th the gym to rid those adipose tissues and to attain a ripped physique. It was a rather bad gym day for me. i was feeling all lerthargic and definitely no motivation to try to lift those weights. i ended up doing some static crunches and push-ups. Before long, i snapped out of wallowing in the pathetic state and started to advance menacingly towards the very imposing looking barbell... it was a good 20 kg and i intended to do bicep curls with it. After a very satisfactory count of 3, i decided that i cannot feel my arms anymore and i gave up....i heaved up my chest like a manly man and then in all angriness, i proceed to do my crunches and push-ups all over again... -___-".

Suddenly the gym door swung open in full force and there at the doorway stood the scrawniest version of a boy. he was wearing this Air Jordan jersey and Air jordan shoes, Your standard air jordan fan, can find in all basketball courts in singapore, basketballs not included. i swaer i could hear him do a rendition of I Believe I Can Fly by R.Kelly man. For those who dunnoe the connection, I Believe I Can Fly is the theme song for the movie starring Michael jordan and for those who dunnoe who is MJ, He is the greatest basketballer of all time, scoring more than 60 points in a match where his team Chicago bulls scored a total of 90 points.. thats more than 2/3 man. And for those who dunnoe who R.kelly is, He is the grammy winning R&B crooner who is also a very active paedophile, always in the limelight for shagging 10-14 yr old lolitas.

Anyway. air jordan walked in and gave me a stare down and i had in good mind to go to the SRC office to lodge a complaint for i am very certain that this pre-pubescent air jordan is definitely not a student of NTU. He look way too young and he actually gave a very gan jiong look at the survelliance camera. But soon. he started to get frenly and strike a small talk with it is a good thing because i was ready to gave him a F U followed byt a 5 knuckles shuffle. And i was right, he is only 16 and he came in to play basketball, so he wanted to see see look look the gym.

Before Air Jordan left, he has the courtesy to walk over and say a very frenly goodbye to me. den before he left, he chanced upon a 35 kg barbell and he casually picked it up and did 10 bicepp curls. I swear his hands are thin like chopstick man.. and not lean muscular thin... just thin thin. He did not even break a sweat man, its so eerie the way he put it down and smile again before leaving. And then, it suddenly dawned me.... this guy aint air jordan. He is a Kryptonian!!! He is CLark Kent and this is smallville!!!!!! i dunnoe abt u man, im keeping a look out for Peter Parker from now on. If we can have superman, why not spideyman?