E.X.A.M.S

i really wanna update my blog one lar.. but sad to say, i am being restricted from blogging by the dreaded exams. exams can actually kill me. and in my struggle to survive, i need to stop blogging forawhile. Neway wanna share sumthing wif u guys. this is told to me by haoxing,. my fren from Hall of Residence 11 the rather untiong tiong. This is how it goes. he sent me in chinese but i'll translate.
1 glorious morning in the jungle where beasts of all sizes swear like nobody's business..... An elephant was frolicking by the steam when a camel came along(i noe camels live in dessert but this is my blog and this is my make believe world wherby camels live in jungles).

Kaypoh ele: hey yo, hahah how cum ur boobies are on ur back stead of ur chests?
annoyed and lau lan camel: hmm.. sorrie dumbfuck, but i dun like to converse wif sumone whose lanjiao grows out of his face.
(kiampa snake was slithering by when he heard the camel ane snake rolled over in laffters.)
Dulan and kaypoh ele(to snake): HMPH!!!! so my lan jiao grows on my face at least its better than sumone, the face grow on the lan jiao!!!!
*****snigger singger singger************

haoxing is quite a sick ass