BLANGAS please take note

MLM salesman: Mr Feimao, i notice from ur blog tt u have a knack for scolding vulgarities...

Mr Me: yes indeed. you are sharp as a sword. how is tt any concern of urs by the way?

MLM salesman: Well studies has shown tt peaople scolding vulgarities gets tired easily cuz large amount of energy is churned out of ur already exhuasted urban bodies. Thi is becuz scolding a fuck YA takes up 500 calories of energy.

Mr ME: Wow king of or peh gong(black say until white) sia... who did the studies?

MLM salesman: my upper level manager who juz got a bmw convertible yesterday.

Mr Me: cool. i bet he sold gazillions of mattresses cuz uncle Tan from downstairs furniture shops sold like enuff mattreses to cover all SAFs bed his whole life and he drive like a nissan SUNNY man

MLM salesman: anyhow, ike i say, to replenish ur energy from belting out so many expletives, u need a magnetic mattress. cuz it can suck ur wariness away.

Mr Me: cool sia, gui lui(how much)?

MLM freak: oh its cheap for its goodness, its onli 1400 dollars.

Now folks, would i really listen to M&M salesman and buy the magnetic piece of shit for 1400 bucks?? HELL NOWAY MNA.. I CAN EASILY GET MAGNETIC THERAPY FOR A MERE $1.60. hOW??? U ASK ME... TELL ME SO I CAN HAVE CHEAP ASS MAGNETIC THERAPY. DAMN RITE I';; TELL U ALL.. I'LL ALERT THE WHOLE CIVILISED WORLD ABT THIS GOOD BARGAIN IF I CAN. ITS DAMN SIMPLE. BOARD A MRT TRAIN DURING WEEKENDS OR PEAK HOURS AND STAND NEXT TO ONE OF THEM BANGLA WORKERS. they are fucking so magnetic tt their whole body will juz stick to the metal tiang(poles). its like
***train door open.. banglas approaching.... banglas magnet on the back activated and wisp of smoke... they go muuuuttttuuuuiiianng to the poles and they wills tick there till the end of time. and ppl like us who got no seats and trying despareately to balance ourself wif great difficulties.. Fucking cb think for me man.. dumb ass no back bones banglas, im a grossly obese boi and my short fat fingers simply cannot hang on to 0.0001 inch of the bar made slippery by ur oily hair wif the rest of my big fat body attached to them!!! while i appreciate the fact tt they work their asses off to make nice nice buildings for us, i cannot condone thier selfishness in not wanting to share the damn bar. So mr MLm salesman dun sell mattresses. sell a Bangla i say!!!