The Freaks That Men Are Morphing Into

I love women. I really do. I enjoy the company of the female species. It has got nothing to do with chee hongness... . its juz that, gers are really good at alot of stuffs. Stuffs that guys are crap at. Women, they give really good advice. im not saying they give the best, but its different when we consult guys wif the same problem. For example, when ever i encounter any problems, be it romance, studies and so on, guys like hairy kiat, diver alvin and sincere yoke, they wld gimme technical advice. Things that wld probably help me solve my problems in the quickest most efficient ways, they teach me damage control. And of course its a good thing. it get my problems solved. However, when i pose the same problem to say afroger, she would in all ernestness, assure me that things will be juz fine. which makes me feel really good, but of cuz problems are not solved yet and i'll still approach the guys after tt. but the feeling of wellbeing u get for confiding in women is precious.

And of physical aspects. This is wat i observe thus far, that women, juz does not stink. I will always remember vividly this incident, back in NJC, we juz had a PE lesson and i was sitting beside this ger called Hui Ann, real atheletic, ran faster than me( i was really fat as hell back then) we were in the LT where smells dun dissipate easily. There she was, sitting there still in her PE shirt wif glistening beads of sweat slowly sliding down her rosy cheek. AND SHE SMELLED LIKE MEADOW...... baffles me for 1 whole day. I have many ppl, guys and gers alike, trying to convince me tt gers do stink sumtimes, spose they really do, i haven met any yet. but GUYS... walk near us after we ran or play soccer... the smell that cums out of us is potent enuff to kill.

Women, they are really good at buying gifts. Guys we sucked at buying gifts, we sucked so much tt in order to get the rite gifts, we have to ask the recepients wat they like. But gers can really buying stuffs that we like. their gifts can be soooo cheap and we will still treat them like gold, making us cheap bastards.

So you see, i haven even gone into anything sexual yet. and we already have so much plus abt ladies. we cant get enuff of them man..... AND DEN, THERE ARE ACTUALLY SUM DUMBASS FUCKERS WHO WLD ACTUALLY PAY TO GO TO THAILAND TO HAVE SEX WITH underaged BOIS!!!! Thats rite folks, a man, wanting to fuck the nubile backside of a boi. Where did such perverse thots cum from i wanna noe. Whats more disrespectful towards the female species than having sexual fantasies of them?? huh... To have sexual fantasies of the male speices man..... wat??? all the women in this world, none can satisfy u and u have to find solace in the back of a boi? I term these ppl YAF. Young Ass Fuckers.

Having properly termed our subject o discussion, i wld like to relate sumthing to u guys. its really farnie how u were thinking or saying sumthing and den it happened isnt it? KIAT shld noe(he was telling us how he nver have Da San Yuan b4 and immediately after tt, i hit a hong zhong den he peng, alreadying penged fa and bai ban b4 tt. and i have to fucking pay for kai and roger. Fuckers). Neway, lasat nite i went for my first jogs after a month of intensive exams preparations. it was a really refreshing run. i have all the time to myself, which i really enjoy. i have lotsa thots running thru my mind. how i am going to spend the holidays, i thot abt the current affairs, and recalled a news tt i onli manage to browse thru cuz i needed to prepare to exams. i thot abt the news and i eeeked to myself. after the run, i was at the usual spot under my block, doing my static workout. i was onto my 3rd set of crunches when i heard dragging footsteps. a guy approached me from behind and proceed to stare at me.... TT's rite man.. stand there and stare. you are so steathy i cant sense u presence tho u are like 0.5 metres away from me. WHY DUN U FUCKING CUM AND BREATH DOWN ON ME. i told myself tt i have to be poilte. he will go away soon man. but oooooohhhh noooooooooooo. he juz keep standing there looking down on me, looking down like as if im pamela anderson juz out of the sea. Man i know iM fat. i might resemble a B-cup from afar i grant u that. but it is pretty obvious my boobies are not the real thing when u are like juz in front of me man!!!!! OOOHHHH DO I HAVE TO SLAP HIM ON HIS FACE WIF MY MAN STICK TO CONVINCE HIM IM A GUY???? And den... it suddenly dawned me... YAF!!!!! i stood rite up and stare at him in his face. Den he did the most out of point thing in the world. He shook his balding head and me making *tsk tsk* sound and den walk away... How rude can tt be??? first u leer at me and den u tsk tsk me??? wat?? my boobies are not pretty enuff for you???!!?!? i proceeded to do sumthing im very proficient at..."lin nao hia tsk li eh lan lar!!!! CCB!!!! ke si lar!!" he did not cum back, tho i was hoping he wld, so i can break his scrawny neck. Now i was really traumatised, for like 0.1 second. after tt i onli feel mad. so unbelievably mad tt i can hear the throbbing behind my neck. Mental note to myself... KILL HIM NEXT TIME I SEE HIM. totally ruined my really good run day. i am still very angry. lucky i neber use my man stick to slap his face he wld be so estatic he'll die of heart attack. MAd fucker si lin nia eh.....

Okay neway, i got a news to make. but im tired now. i'll tell u ppl abt my plans tml. sum guys aready noe.. guys like NV......... Jackson and hairy kiat. So stay tuned yah? byebye