A Lamenting Entry

Alrite, firstly, i want to announce that i do not give a flying fuck about my diarrhoea. Persistence fucker.... The doc say im really fine, saying i got to stress i shit liquid. Now, not that i didnt take into account tt he spent 6 full years studying medicine and tt i should really show respect for his professionalism in he field, What he told me, abt the stress causing diarrhoea, i happen to know the medical terminology for it. Extremus bullshitus. that's rite, solid 1st class good o' golden bullshit. 1st of all, i am so not stress. wats there to be stress abt? my exams are over, i am financially okay, i dun have a ger breathing down my neck(i do hope there is 1, but im NOT stress tt i dun have none). If im not stress, how can my diarrhoea be induced by stress. secondly, i have been to the edge before, worrying abt olevels and stuff, but i didnt get no diarrhoea. i shit like gold brick man. So therfore, as of now, i will take the doctor's advice of going back to my normal diet and normal lifestyle. so if anything happen to me, my dear blog readers, u muz be my witnesses for i will sue his M.D.D.S arse.

And, i caught the American Idol finale the other day. I only have 1 word to describe it.... Absolutely mind blowing and insanely fantabulous.... Bo and Carrie raise the competition edge to such intense level im sure they had diarrhoea that night. I really rooted for Bo cuz he is such a man of man and he redefine the word rock. his voice, his moves. the magic he worked up(Im not gay), left me in awe. so i was slightly upset when carrie won. however, i mus say that carrie was excellent as well. Forget cluster bombs, bring back the marines. Just send Carrie. She can shake the earth wif her powerful vocal. So, i have to agree wif shitbreak simon when he said that america made the rite choice bringing these two gems to the finals. AND THEN, there is of cuz the cliche cock that onli brainless schmucks such as paula let out of their mouth...
Paula: Both of you are already winners.. blah blah blah
Its called American Idol, not American Idols. so ther can only be one winner.. sai lin nia.. dunnoe how to ans den say she cant choose lar. kukunaden. I bet if she say such thing to Bo after the results are released, Bo would cry and hug her with gratitude while scheming how to skin her sorrie ass.

All in all, i would agree that this is in fact the best season so far. the top 12 finalists exudes such talents they will put contestants of jue dui super star to the hell of shame. Oh did you guys see the ratface judge at the jue dui superstar audition, i dunnoe abt u guys but i thot i saw master splinter. I am looking forward to the next season of american idol. Now dun get me wrong, i hate angmohs, i really do. cuz they are loudmouthed irritating cocksuckers that always sees asians as 2nd grade human being. Ignorant pompous angmoh asses. Nabeh, They really should stop taking hash and weeds, clear their empty head and look up the statistics. chinese and indians are smarter races than ang mohs lor. neway, point is i sibeh dulan angmohs, but i have to gif credit when it is due and this is 1 such case. the American Idol rocks big time. And after watching the finale, i was openly glad that the world idol is cancelled. Really. international disgrace in the form of Taufik batisah and Sylvester Sim c an really halt national growth man. Im not saying they suck. TB and SS are really stars in their own rites. TB can really croon and SS is looks convincing when u throw him a bone... a guitar i mean... but send them to Word Idol???? Care to venture into such thots? let us assume that carrie is sick, so they send bo... taufik pi bo yen lor.. assume bo is sick also so they send vonzell... no match?? rite lets go to someone tt got boot earlier on.. Mikila Gordon... i think she anyday wif a flu and period can chiet taufik gao gao lor, and tts america onli. Lets juz keep these local superstars local. hell im sure mee pok ta will sell better than them on a global level.

Today, i took abt 10 min pondering abt my love life while i lau sai. it was a very packed 10 mins. i think abt the ladies that will forever hold special places in my heart, and of cuz mindless bitches tt i wld love to throw inside a giant custom-made fruits blender. i wanna tok abt the latter. let us first name them, now such bitches, there is only one appropriate name for them......BITCH. i cant say tt im sure many of my guy frens experience BITCH b4, cuz onli fat\ugly\smelly\disgustingly vulgar buggers such as me, can experience the BITCH. all my guy buddies are surperb, cept for mebbe chunkiat and zhikai. Neway lets not go into tt, now BITCH does what... BITCH likes attentions they demand it... they scream out for it.. they have eerie glowing I WANT ATTENTION signs oozing out of their body...An i really mean guys' attention. this is especially obvious when BITCH juz broke up with bf.. they will call u out and suddenly, u will be tokking like u are the closest frens and she expects u to be grateful she is sharing wif u. And they wun juz call u wake up dumbfuck.. they will call almost very men they noe got chance one. They do this to fill the empty void in their corrugated heart. they cant live with the fact tt they are alone now. And they seek the enjoyable company from guys that can entertain them. sumone like me.... Now im sure tt all of u would find me farnie to a certain extent rite? dun gay siao.. damn i'd love to hold a conversation wif myself for im so entertaining. And again, dun get me wrong. i will be happy to put smiles on the faces of ppl dear to me, but But such BITCH, she cum to me only when she breaks off wif her squeeze. nan ting yi dia, im a spare tyre. den she will start to get really close wif me. real real close. And den she cum to my hostel to spend the nite. and she send me msgs wif hearts and love and misses u and shits like tt... and when u thot hmm... mebbe this one will work out, she drops a sack of potato on u saying she got a new bf.. yes tt's rite, im being used so badly im a whore. And can i show displeasure, i cant, for she always reply wif stuffs such its me getting the wrong ideas she does tt to all the guy frens and she onli treat me like a normal fren. and im juz a schmuck. TRY this. How abt i fuck you up down left rite inside out and den i tell u nah.... i do tt to all my female frens... u got the wrong idea.... We dun do tt do we?? Of cuz we dun, cuz we are sensitve and we care abt other ppl's feeling. and den i wun hear from her for a while. but she'll cum back again and i will relent. cuz im a piece of shit , too softhearted for my own good. Hmmmm i muz cool down, for im unsure if anger induced diarrhoea... HAHA. mebbe i will tok abt this in more detail. will update my blog regularly. ***yawnz***