My Cronies

I may not be rich, I may not be smart, i may not have the look, i may not have the gers..... but i have a gang of mad cocksuckers that i count as brothers. My gang of gan cheebyes... Yesterday and today, we met up for mahjong. thats rite these men of vice are my worthy brothers thru and thru. Its always fun to be in their company. We tok and do crazy shits together. I would like to tok abt them today. ppl who dunnoe them, u can ignore this post. alritey, lets see...

GCB a: this would be the only roommate i have, the one and onli lan jiao kai, Was a fat lump of shit back in primary school but determined to lose weight due to a mountain of split pants. Now, he is jus a thin lump of shit. If there is one thing u shld noe abt ozk, he is a gambling god. He mastered countless forms of gambling at the age when im still contented wif Uno. He is the one who impart the art of pua mah cheok to me. for this i am grateful... ozk is very bo sei in alot of things but always makes it. He looks like a complete cock in the officer uniform, but he managed to pull that one off. His command of the english language stinks but he gets the grades in NBS. ozk is an excellent lover. he will go all out to please the ger he likes. he did sum of the craziest things which i am not allow to write for fear that shuting will see this.. shuting is his gf, adorable ger. i am happy for the both of them. its amzing how he can tolerate me since i always demand the most ridiculous stuffs from him. i am grateful tt i haven piss him off yet. tho he is untidy as hell, i wld love to be his roommate anytime.

GCb b : this wld be cheebye kiat. Kiat used to dislike me cuz i happen to say that a ger he likes is beautiful childish fucker.... He jio-ed me into then volleyball team in njc and tt wld be the start of our bondage.... i mean friendship. Kiat toks the most shits wif me. lectures wif him is fucking fun. we had icqs on papers, we played cardless dai di we called in 98.7 together and we did tons of other stupid things Kiat is fucking stubborn and sibeh unreasonable. i always like to tease him abt the number of gers he like and tt rattle his ribcage more than anything else. why??? becuz an audit done by pricewaterhouse cooper show that ck used to like 1...2...3...4...10000000 gers..i even have a xing rong chi for him back then. he chu chu liu qing, crudely trasnlate at place place leave love. Kiat is a legend, cuz he scolded mr heng, he vball teacher in-charge in fron of the whole sch. and his actual words was... Cheebye u like breasts!!!! haha mad boi who doesnt like breasts. i noe i do... kiat has a very creative mind. i am always amazed by the little smart things tt he does and says. kiat was in the same class as me, his sis was in the same class as my sis... this is wat i call fate.

GCB c: cheehong Alvin..... my kind of buddy. The thing abt alvin and me is tt we share the same mind set and see eye to eye in lots of things. We are partners in crime and i mean this as it is. we embezzled volleyball funds cuz we really needed money for good food. hahaha Alvin cums of to me and a very organized person, he has very meticulous plots... plans in landing himself a gf. shall not go into tt. I like is wickedness when he disturbs andrew or yok. We always confide in each other when we have problems or plot. i value his opinions on alot of things cept mebbe having 3 dates on V-day.... hhaha and pls dun get the wrong idea he is not as hot as u think. juz tt he plots very well... alvin always carrry a temper. and the temper manifest as the activity drags longer. i fear is wrath and i always try to stay out of his way when he start to show his temper. infact all of us do tt cept yok.. hahahha. we are food buddy and lose weight buddy(irony intended) and so many more. i value him very much.
okay, i sibeh sleepy liao kanina write abt them so gan pua siong... 3 more to go. Kaobei goh, ego yok and lum nua roger. shall tok abt them in my next entry... hey its my birthday now... im 23... Happy birthday to me. i expect alot of birthday msg tml when i wake up.... :) goodnight