The much procrastinated trip

Back when the brotherhood was form, the brothers decided to go on a trip. Brainstorming for the right location was always fun and exciting..... countless plans were dreew up and discarded. everyone was anxious cum up wif the perfect holiday. but alas.... its always chui gong lan pa song(tok liao balls feel good onli). So a yr pass, no trip. den 2. The situation seems so dire. Goh embarked on his higher education in michigan no one toks of the PLAN anymore. the flame slowly died down. the excitement carried away by the whispering winds... wispering in disappointment. And den a yr later...(so now 3 liao lar) mr goh came back... so limbei spider liao lar, hurry call agencies and shits, hoping to reignite the dream..... we finally decided on thailand, but wtf...... south thailand tio kong bu fen zi ji ba bom!! den my lao bu worry like fuck, say cannot go thialnd, but i assure her its fine, cuz we going bangkok, den on the day i was suppose to book the tix, i was browsing thru straits times and there in front of my eyes in its full glory...... half a page dedicated to inform us of dengue outbreak in thailand..... den this time round, we all humji..... go holiday cum back huat sio never mind..... but huat dengue sio.... ah no..... So we became sibeh chengxim. i went home and told my mum the trip was cancelled... den she gave me a pitiful look and said oh no... was a waste... but i noe inside she gan pua happy.... -_-

We were rather upset by this turn of events. however, determined not to be defeated, we str away decided on another location.... becuz of the short notice and the short of money, we decided to go to Genting and KL.. yes.. these 2 places never crossed our minds when we were deciding on the trip.. but as kiat put it so aptly... its not the place... its the company.....*bullshit cough*. but since kiat is the most unreasonable person in the brotherhood and no one dares to argue wif him, we committed. the trip was booked and limbei, kiat, goh, kai, alvin and roger were determined to use jit kor(one dollar) to win the genting casino.... yes we yan feis and yes... yok canot make it due to sum personal reasons*bullshit cough*. The trip took place over the weekend and we had the time of our life. but now i sibeh shack liao, so i'll leav the details to another entry....

Down memory lane v1.1

good things dun onli come from the volleyball court. In the vast and cold land that njc is, there exist a star that shines so bright. The star that lights me up. the star that allows me to name her in anyway i want. the star that i now call afroger.

Down memory lane

I attended a camp over the weekend, more specifically, i attended the mech engine camp organize by ASME(American Society Of Mechanical Engineers) for the Jc kids. Its like a Jc challenge, Lovely Flora asked me to join and this was the 2nd time i attended the camp. I was suppose to lead a jc wif another ntu student and they put me wif Njc. alma mater. I look at them wearing the njc uniforms and i was overcame by a wave of nostalgia. A neighbour sec sch kid eager to take on the world. And of cuz the disillusioned boi soon realised tt he was juz a frog in the well.... yep.. tt was how big his world was. The scholars were everywhere, and the scholarships they hold was so foriegn to the boi that he was duly impressed. doing well in sec sch made him ill prepared for the tuff academic life in njc. everyday was a constant struggle and life became miserable. the initial bunch of frens he made did not help wif the situation. they were distant and cold compared to his ex sec sch mates. jus den. a beacon of light sent by his guardian angels guided him to a bunch of frens, this time, this ppl are diff from the rest. they are caring and warm... and hey stood by him in the face of adversities ever since. With his new found frens. the bleak jc life took on a turn and he started to enjoy going to sch. tho his academic pursue still lacks the rest by miles, he felt heappy like never b4. They formed their brotherhood on the volleyball court and on the volleyball court, they left their blood, thier sweat and their tears. Over time, boi and frens took in more confidantes. the junior teams of the volleyball team gelled well if the older bois, the family spread out to even the canoeing team and the soccer team. Boi graduated from njc wif a good note. his pathetic Alevels caused a certain level of resentments. he resented himself for not going to a neighbourhood jc where he wld be confortable. Questions were raised abt sacrifices made for choosing njc. but the questions were answered immediately. He wld not trade any jcs that promises good grades for this family that took root back on the volleyball court that they once teared and sweat and bled on...... As the boi sit here typing this blog entry. once again, he silently feel immensely thankful to the same guardian angels that brought into his live zhikai, chunkiat, alvin, yok, jiayong, roger and the vball juniors guys and gers.....

baffled beyond hopes

Since young, i have a relatively good command of the english language. However, i have been baffled by an english phrase or idiom. i always try to forget abt it, however, it comes back to me persistently for the past 20 years of my life.. when it cums back, i will bueh koon bueh jia... cuz very frustrating and makes me lan hur sio pua kor(balls fire burn pants) i.e du lan. And the shitty deal is tt it is used so often. it is more common than chicken rice and for sumthing so common, how to siam leh... and so, i decided that i have to face it like a ta por kia so i need help. anypne. juz explain the logic of this phrase to me and release me from the 2 decades of misery.. the phrase goes like this..

Siao lang Phrase: You cant have the cake and eat it too -_-

Why would limbei want the cake if limbei dun wanna eat it leh???
Assumptions made when deriving a logic for this ridiculous mad phrase.....
(i) limbei is a gan selfish person who dun believe in sharing
(ii) limbei dun believe in using cakes for ornamental purposes
(iii) limbei is gan hungry and limbei happen to love to eat cake

So guys help me out here thank you

pang layang

IT has been mighty long since i pang layang. the last time was nearly 4 yrs ago, i went wif the gang and baozhen. she was rather excited den. Neway today kiat jio me go den i was deeply disturb cuz firstly, i did a dusk till dawn canvassing the previous nite and was gan pua shack. secondly, i know tt the sun sibeh fierce and i wld die in the sweltering heat. But den he said flora they call celebrate bday so lan lan muz go lor.. no lar.. cannot say lan lan. i relly like to hang out wif them. So we went Marina Bay ad saw them, my fav year 1 tutorial mates. Jackson(not NV... Jackson) looking every bit like the CAC king. Den there's Rina looking pretty in the unstained white top. Flora looking lovely as usual and standing tall to them, my fav Peraki(frm perak) wei wei. they were really sweet, they got us 6 pieces of choc cakes and pieced them into 1 big cake and they had 2 candles which peraki insist correspond to our IQ.. tamade, say my iq= 2 already sibeh jialat, den i still muz share tt 2 wif kiat..... -_-

Later we went to buy kites. we bought a hello kitty one and a dinosaur shit creature which peraki said is from sum cartoon. we bought those basic diamond shape one cuz damn cheap plus the string swee swee for u to tie. it beats buying those ex one. saw alot of peeps using those wu leng wu hor(got dragons and tigers) kite den cannot fly higher than my balls. Neway kite flying is equivalent to cross country, cuz run alot and on ruff terrian. sibeh shack. and i was rite abt secondly.,.. itwas damn damn hot. i was soaked. the gers cant fly kites for shit. but im not very good either. and jackson is a great disappointment. den my man kiat, he aced it man.. as usual this type of things he sibeh zai. he flew the kites damn high and i was duly imnpressed. We were really surprised wif weiwei, cuz we thot malaysians can fly kites well.. hahah she quite zai actually she can nose dive the kite. can use to attack ppl. Den rina is a clown. she got the kite up and was so thrilled tt she ran blindly into a soccer field where there is a match taking place. those got referee got linesman one. the keeper muz be thinking how cum got siao zarbor run in front of him. Flora sibeh machiam. kiat got the kite up den she gay siao tug abit tug abit, like she damn zai like tt. jackson spent his time reeling back the string. hahaha loser CAC king.

AFter tt Weixuan came to join us. she never cum fly kite if not i sure peng wif laffing cuz she very kum wif shuch things one. we had dinner at the notorious marina south steam boat peng kang. The gers have monstrous appetites and they nearly ate the chongpang bbq shit to bankruptcy. i enjjoyed myself tremendously today. i really love my tutorial mates. they are juz so fun to be wif. im glad i was in the same class as them. hope we can hang out more often. And i will continue wif my buddies soon. hahahah dun angry ar yok roger and jiayong... okay ciaoz....