strange sightings

This world is full of strange people doing strange shit, and i have a knack for catching strange ppl in action. which leaves a question wide open. Am i the strangest fat ass ard?

Yesterday, i saw a boi at canteen B carpark acting all atas zoomin in on his BMW 7 series. There were like 4 babes in his chariot which makes the monster of a machine a babe mobile, as opposed to the bat mobile ( hur hur hur ). Does driving a 7 series brings in the babes? anyway, not that i can drive one anyway, the closest i had was a BMX 199o series. even that lost out to the obnoxious kid next dooe who ride a shimano mountain bike. Him falling and knocking out his 2 front teeth was the wish then.

Anyhow, babe in red tube got out and strut off. Boi zoom off in his 7 series and my eyes went back to the babe. How come she has to take a bus? 7 series too busy sending the other 3 babes? the answer came rite up in the form of a jaguar x-type sovereign. yup, babe in red tube drove away in a jaguar x-type sovereign. where is she going in that tank?!?!?!?!?!? mebbe she can drive me and she will have a fat ass mobile, complementing that big ass car itself