HO SEI LIAO

tt's rite guys and gals. it is hosei liao for limbei. however, i want to state upfront tt i am not trying hao lian to all who haven finish. tt's rite folks. i am tokking abt the single most hated element in the pursue of academic supremacy. the most sian inducing, weight gaining, mind numbling, head trhrobbing, sleeptime reducing process in the world yea exams or ko che. So, while i type out this blog to show my delights, i also wanna take this chance to wish all my bros and buddies in NUS, ppl like hong zai, yandao hong, Diver alvin, shooting yok steady chow, zai qiu tuck and many many more the best of luck doe thier remaining papers, hope tt the profs over at nus mai chut pattern. and when this whole shit is over, we can ENJOY LIFE!!!!!.................for 2 months.... den back to the same shit again... ccb. i am really happy for afroger, who finish her final exams, im so happy for you. its like onli yesterday when u were juz a freshie and i came visiting u in hall.. now u have graduated. err... wanted to type more, but really tired. i shall go sleep now. will blog more soon. and i will learn all the script shit gao gao, so can jack up my blog many folds. den can sut sut pattern liao liao. NV.......... jackson wong is very power in programming. he said he will write scripts for me. we shall see.... okay need top koon now. was trying to wake kia tup wif my loud typing. but he peng san lo hai liao. now i can onli see his hairy legs sticking out from under the blankets. Look at wat exams done to him. he was such a bright kid....

Hur hur hur

tho im really not into soccer at all, i noe alot of good frens and brothers who does. for example, yandao yangfeng, weijian ah tuck and of cuz USA goh. So in a way, i am still very well-informed of the latest soccer update. and today sumthing i heard made me giggle convulsively in my seat(think laffing elmo toy) wat i heard is, liverpool bo trophy again. now tt is not the farnie part. wat i find farnie, is how lanjiao kai can everytime show his undying support for liverpool FC by going ALONE to the coffee shop usually LATE at nite and sit wif STRANGERS and UNCLES and BOOKIES and TIGER AUNTIE to kua tak kiu. hahahha.... if u all dun find it farnie, i dun care!!!! i do.. muahhaha giggle giggle elmo elmo.. liverpool..kopitiam.. lan jiao kai alone... muahhaha uncles sio hoonki... bookies lim tiger....muahahhaha chee ko pek trying to get fresh wif tiger aunties.... hahahah all this, zhikai's been there, done tt muahah and liverpool lost.muahhaha

BLANGAS please take note

MLM salesman: Mr Feimao, i notice from ur blog tt u have a knack for scolding vulgarities...

Mr Me: yes indeed. you are sharp as a sword. how is tt any concern of urs by the way?

MLM salesman: Well studies has shown tt peaople scolding vulgarities gets tired easily cuz large amount of energy is churned out of ur already exhuasted urban bodies. Thi is becuz scolding a fuck YA takes up 500 calories of energy.

Mr ME: Wow king of or peh gong(black say until white) sia... who did the studies?

MLM salesman: my upper level manager who juz got a bmw convertible yesterday.

Mr Me: cool. i bet he sold gazillions of mattresses cuz uncle Tan from downstairs furniture shops sold like enuff mattreses to cover all SAFs bed his whole life and he drive like a nissan SUNNY man

MLM salesman: anyhow, ike i say, to replenish ur energy from belting out so many expletives, u need a magnetic mattress. cuz it can suck ur wariness away.

Mr Me: cool sia, gui lui(how much)?

MLM freak: oh its cheap for its goodness, its onli 1400 dollars.

Now folks, would i really listen to M&M salesman and buy the magnetic piece of shit for 1400 bucks?? HELL NOWAY MNA.. I CAN EASILY GET MAGNETIC THERAPY FOR A MERE $1.60. hOW??? U ASK ME... TELL ME SO I CAN HAVE CHEAP ASS MAGNETIC THERAPY. DAMN RITE I';; TELL U ALL.. I'LL ALERT THE WHOLE CIVILISED WORLD ABT THIS GOOD BARGAIN IF I CAN. ITS DAMN SIMPLE. BOARD A MRT TRAIN DURING WEEKENDS OR PEAK HOURS AND STAND NEXT TO ONE OF THEM BANGLA WORKERS. they are fucking so magnetic tt their whole body will juz stick to the metal tiang(poles). its like
***train door open.. banglas approaching.... banglas magnet on the back activated and wisp of smoke... they go muuuuttttuuuuiiianng to the poles and they wills tick there till the end of time. and ppl like us who got no seats and trying despareately to balance ourself wif great difficulties.. Fucking cb think for me man.. dumb ass no back bones banglas, im a grossly obese boi and my short fat fingers simply cannot hang on to 0.0001 inch of the bar made slippery by ur oily hair wif the rest of my big fat body attached to them!!! while i appreciate the fact tt they work their asses off to make nice nice buildings for us, i cannot condone thier selfishness in not wanting to share the damn bar. So mr MLm salesman dun sell mattresses. sell a Bangla i say!!!

mind numbling

I am feeling oh so blue. so i shall blog in many shades of blue. now this is ridiculous becuz it is so tiresum to change the colours and i dunnoe why they haf so many fucking tones of blues. this is ridiculous blue is not even many ppl's favourite colour so i think i shall stop it now. Okay, firstly i really need to apologize to ppl who always cums in here to take a peep at my remarkable blogs. and its always disappointing when u dun find wat u want(**i am realy refering to the two mad fools who cant find a tutorial room today.**) its not tt i dun wanna blog lar, like i say.. but tamade lor, really cannot dabao liao leh. muz try to clear as much as possible lar. if not how to face my parents?? An my mentor, which i am too tired to type out his outstanding accolades. so i shall refer to him as Nv.................... jackson wong jianli. i must not fail him, my lao bei and lao bu, my fellow GCbians and all my ancestors. it has been 1 yr since my grandpa pass away, so i reckon he has sum experience points now, so i hereby ... wait muz be in hokkien dun tink ah gong understand english... okay ho lia.. ah gong. ah di tong gim na de ko che, si chok jialat, yin wei peng chiong shi wa ge peng dua bu gou i tio ai bo bi wa eh sai ko swee swee, ar ni kuan papa jia bo liao lui lai hor wa tak dua oh. okay oh they call me ah di, its like ah boi in hokkien lar.

i am so going to do up my blog swee swee bo zao zhui after the exams. damn alot of pics and alot of my incessant chor wei scolding. pls dun desert my blog ppl.. i lurp all of u.

E.X.A.M.S

i really wanna update my blog one lar.. but sad to say, i am being restricted from blogging by the dreaded exams. exams can actually kill me. and in my struggle to survive, i need to stop blogging forawhile. Neway wanna share sumthing wif u guys. this is told to me by haoxing,. my fren from Hall of Residence 11 the rather untiong tiong. This is how it goes. he sent me in chinese but i'll translate.
1 glorious morning in the jungle where beasts of all sizes swear like nobody's business..... An elephant was frolicking by the steam when a camel came along(i noe camels live in dessert but this is my blog and this is my make believe world wherby camels live in jungles).

Kaypoh ele: hey yo, hahah how cum ur boobies are on ur back stead of ur chests?
annoyed and lau lan camel: hmm.. sorrie dumbfuck, but i dun like to converse wif sumone whose lanjiao grows out of his face.
(kiampa snake was slithering by when he heard the camel ane snake rolled over in laffters.)
Dulan and kaypoh ele(to snake): HMPH!!!! so my lan jiao grows on my face at least its better than sumone, the face grow on the lan jiao!!!!
*****snigger singger singger************

haoxing is quite a sick ass

A really serious blog

juz for the record, we wun be placing bet on the numbers anymore. becuz roger passed by the spot where he saw the accident and there was a police sign sayng tt a fatal accident took place there. yes. sumone passed away from the accident. Its really sad. life is fragile.

Neway we felt tt we should respect the dead. so yah. we not placing bet anymore