A SERIOUS BLOG

Now clearly there are people who read my blog and den laff their asses off. Am i really such a crappy dick? Dun get me wrong here, i enjoy entertaining people, bringing joy to their lives and all, but the truth is, behind this whole nonsensical facade, i am, in fact, a really sensitive boi. I do tok serious and intellectual stuffs with my cronies. and i always bare my heart out to them in all seriousness.

well, today, i shall not blog with the intention to entertain anyone for this is A SERIOUS entry. I am going to blog abt my thots and feelings on this activity tat is very close to my heart. This activity, my parents termed it as bai luk ley bai huat cai, i like to call it bueh bey peo. and it is more commonly known as 4-D. :) Now i am introduced to the world of 4-d when i was gan young, like say 3. when my dad was still carrying me in his arms.(To all who noes me: i was rather small when i was 3. yes i morphed into the gigantic me today, but i was really rather small. back den.) So my dad was still yandao and all, fit as a fiddle, likes to carry me in his arms as he reads the MA PI PO(or lian he wan bao=newspaper lar) . it shld have dawned me back den tt my dad wasnt really following the current affairs becuz he never flipped. he juz get his eyes afixed to the first page of the newspaper. And the naive me always pride myself in having a Dad that is really likes to read. So there was in once, my dad as usual, carrying his beloved 2nd son(me lar) in his arm and staring at the front page. i can still remember the intensity in his eyes, giving me the impressions tt he will not let a single info escaped without being carefully scrutinized first. Den, he suddenly shout: "lin nao hia eh!!! tiao ji"(lin nao hia eh jump number)

i immediately made a mental note sumthing big is happening in the world. sumthing tiao ji!!! big news!!!(yes i was tt smart when i was a 3 yr old kid.) den suddenly he was like :"wah ho sei liao!!!!!
zup dua zup suay jit bai huat liao(wah steady pom pi pi liao, 10 big 10 small bug money big money) I was rather happy, becuz watever the terrible thing tiao ji is, it has been completely neutralised by the 10 big and 10 small. And the events tt followed, i was so not ready for them!!! becuz of the wonderful 10 big 10 small, i got all my Transformer Autobots and my elder bro got all his Decepticons. And den we moved into a new flat.(i lived in a kampong b4 tt) so whoever this 10 big 10 small is, they damn sure brought alot of happiness to my life.

I grew up and got smarter and smarter lar, den i realised alot of things lor, tt my dad dun gif a flying fuck abt the current affairs., onli the 4-d results. i also learnt tt TIAO JI IS INDEED A VERY EVIL THING(i will explain later). Also, the 10 big and 10 small got my dad 80k , part of it went to fulfil my transformer dreams.

So every Sat and Sun is like olevel result release day for my dad, cuz he sibeh gan jiong spider eh, the 97.2 love fm muz blast damn loud at 6 30 pm sharp. Hell even when he bought the 32 inch livng room tv. his first task was not to check the resolutions, but to check teletext. for xing jia po bo cai gong xi yao zhu wan zi piao zhong jiang hao ma. And so you see, i am exposed to the 4-d crazed for all my life.

Two weeks b4 my 21st bday, i had a thot, why dun i juz make a small bet, since 21 and all mah, so i garung garung walk wif ah kai into the singapore pools shop and bought 4 numbers, part of my ic number. den tt nite, when i was making my way to zouk, ah kai called me. he said sumthing abt me striking 4d. but the exact shit he said did not register at all. instead, all i heard was,( *smoke and mirrors and all the thinking back shit*) Wah ho sei liao, zup dua zup suay jit bai huat. i could totally feel my dad's adrenaline rush cept tt mine was like many times lesser. cuz i onli tio 200 bucks.

So i had my bday celebration, booked a chalet and had great fun. den sumone which i am very sure is kiat, suggested betting on the jhumber of the room. it was a sat morning, so we gathered all cronies and made our way to the betting centre. we pooled our money for betting on 2 days, sat and sun. Den another smart ass which i forgot is who, either kai or alvin, whack all our money on Sat. his reason, : Aiyah if lucky one day enuff.... So we forgot abt the whole shit and on sun evening, ah kai called me again.(yes my 4-d encounter always got ah kai.) he went.. eh meng ar, room number kai leh, and i was like mai gey siao lar. and he was like cb u go check lar!! Turn out he is not kidding and i tried my best to kik my own balls. for not being firm in my decision.

After tt, luck was neber smiling at me. im not a hardcore like my dad lar, once in a while. the most dua zhong one being the day when our dear Mr Goh flew to Michigan. His flight number was 212, after tt we went to Bk and the pillar facing us is 12, den we saw a cab number 2121on our back back. after tt we went to bedok hawker centre for breakfast and our table number was 121. So, of cuz we whack 11212 permutate lar. in the end, simi lan also dun hav -_-

and i wasnt really into 4d much after tt until 2 days back!!!!!! Mr kope my Hei Bi Hiam chen Roger said he witness a terrible bike accident and the plate number was 5513 or 5573. i watched the news closely to ensure there was no fatalities involed(i wanted to respect the dead mah) turn out the news neber report any deaths. so we gather our forces again!!!!! me kai kiat and roger. we decided to buy both number and permutate them. and i was gievn the sacred task to place the bet. so today, becuz i was too engrossed in my studying, i did not go. kiat came back at 4 30 pm and insisted we go to buy. we reached the betting centre and 5 15pm and i was like plspls let there be a short Q.. Q turn out to be hello kitty Q tt long. but nevetheless, we perservered and managed to get those numbers. We went back hall happily. later in the eveining, me and kiat went onli to check the draw, we stared intently like how my dad wld star at his MA PI PO.
and the first prize brought a flash back again..............Lin nao hia!!! tiao JI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first prize was 5593!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF??!?!?!?!?!?!? i hate tiao ji. i knew from young tiao ji is a bad bad thing 7 or 1 also can mah, muz jump to 9 meh?>????.. i did not imgaine tiao ji wld hit me!!!! aRRRGGGHHHHHH and so, we decided to bet again on Sat and Sun. pray for us yah???!!!

******warning, compulsive gambling destroys happy families.********* BUT TIAO JI DESTROY FAMILY EVEN MORE... SAI LIN NIA EH LAO BA BU!!!! PISSIFIED. HOPE I FEEL BETTER ON MY NEXT ENTRY

Vulgarities...

*****Disclaimer: Ladies please do take note, this entry contain alot of vulgarities as well as distasteful organic waste i.e. Da Bian. If you have a low threshold of chor wei, it is advisable tt you skip this entry. For really ladylike lady, i will not apologize. cuz limbei already pang hong sia(fang fong sheng) . The blokes who reads my blog, PLEASE learn to swear properly after reading this. Thank you for reading.*******


Okay lets get on wif this proper. Those who knows me naturally associate me wif expletives of the highest standards. However, today i shall only touch on a few basics, those that many ppl gets wrong, Guys.. and GERs if any.. Now picture expletives as the english language. Those ppl who when they are damn young, neber get all thier verbs and nouns etc rite, chances are they will speak really lousy english and hence make a joke out iof themselves rite?

E.g
Me: hey kiat wassup wassup???!!!
kiat: nothing lar.. i very boring leh.
*buzzer rings* now we all noe tt kiat is boring, but wat he meant to say is he is bored. not he is boring.

Then we know tt there are people who cant seem to place words at the correct places.

E.g
Me: Wo hui play badminton!!!
Baozhen: Wo hui ye shi
*buzzer rings* Now we dun hui ye shi.. we ye shi hui. Becuz there isnt an activity in this world call 'also' that u can do.

And den there are words tt you dun juz break up and read.

E.g
ah beng: hey seng!!! ai kua hee mai(wanna catch a movie?)
Ah seng: steady leh!! kua Double Team ai mai?
ah beng: why leh?
ah seng: cuz action pack mah!!!! got Gin claudi van dam me( jean claude vandam)

And so you all noe my tong kor lar, if i hear ppl swearing wrongly. Now from where i came from, Bukit View secondary school, Folks swear in all correctlness, regardless whether it is the 3 words chant or the 7 words one. even sign language is being used in the highest form of appropriateness. It is becuz, in Bukit view sec, ppl aspire in to Chen hao nan, so they know their stuffs. So for four years, i listened and learnt the art of swearing wif the rite body part at the rite instant. becuz of my great understanding of the human anatomy, i managed to inculcate more parts into this lost arts. When i went to National Junior College, where everyone wants to be a minister, It is simply impossible to find sumone tt can swear properly. Now i am a simple man. if u cant swear(which i think is a good thing) you keep quiet, and all will be happy. but oh no for the love of lin nao hia!!! njcians like to any swaer!!!! This guy that swear alot in front of gers .. shit i forgot his fucking name.. he is from RV a commando. kiat will noe.. kiat pls say the name in the tagboard okay?? Neway this guy is ultimate.... he swear for no reason watsoever!!!!

Swear guy: (in front of gers) WAh Cheebye the grass on the field is green... -_-

sumthing like tt lar. it really disgust me. really CCb is really a powerful word, definitely not used for blaming the green colour of grass. And den hor.. ppl in NJC likes to cum up wif words sia!!!!

njcian1: hey look at his long hair and sharp comb...
njcian2: han nor han nor he damn gek laulan hor??

For fuck's sake.... you dun gek xialan.. u dun even gek lau lan or gek sei or gek yandao. The onli thing in this world tt u gek out for ppl to see is ur sai!! okay u gek sai1 period. no more.

And ppl wif long hair are not lau lan people. ppl wif long hair are ppl tt have no money for barber. lau lan actually defines a whole lot more than your looks its really the whole package.
And lau lan ppl giot 2 types. !st is those that rea really sut sut, den they noe of their talents and so they carry themselves in a manner that puts him one class above the rest. tt is con cious lau lan. Lets tok abt disillusion lau lan. this is when ppl feel they are sut sut and they act like they are one class above rest. usually this kind of ppl, i laff nia lar...let me give u examples from both cases.

Case study !: Concious lau lan!!!
now the subject of this study is really a close buddy of mine. i see him almost everyday he is non other than nvmscpsaspwecphs Jackson wong jian li.(refer to blog title can u feel the love tonite 2nd para for meaning of acronym). Now jackson is the volleyball ivp captain of NTU. So we established the fact tt he is zai. Now jackson has training every wednesday mah, now ever other day when jackson wear his normal shirt, he walks normally, like a good uni student. den ON WEDNESDAY, WHEN HE WEARS HIS NTU NUMBER 4 JERSEY.... you guys noe abt tt air blowing machine tt cleaners used to blow leaves to the side of road,? well, jackson can work pat time at zero cost on wed. cuz on wed, when he walk, he will swagger swagger like balls swell like tt... and the wind tt cums wif his swwaggering.... can blow leavses to side of roads.

Now we also noe tt Jacko is very good wif studies. he like to get immersed in the dreaded process we termed studying. so 1 time. i was like
me: eh michael( i call him michale cuz michael jackson mah) Rember tt name of the module we took in yr 1, the one wif the drawings??? we call it engineering sumthing.. remember the full name????
Jackson:(fucking deep in thot, creases eyebrows looking o' so wise) ermm.. i dun recall the name, but i noe i got an A... so i juz list out all the mods i got A den we will noe lor(deep in thot agin like he got 100 As to list out.... --------___________---------
lau lan or not u all say??? now let us go to the next case, cuz it is late and i wanna koon

Case study 2: disillusioned lau lan

Now i wanna apologize to non NJcian for this, cuz u guys wun noe this persson and ireally dun wish to eleborate...
his name is vance.... and tts all... those who noe will noe.....

okay class.... today we established lau lan, when i am in a foul mood again, we'll venture into things like dulan and xialan. thank you for ur attention.

quiz-my-life away

Hur Hur Hur...... today, limbei took the infamous HE191 quiz. in layman's term, sai lin nia eh lao ba bu economics quiz lar!!! Now ppl who noe me from National Junior College certainly noe of the kum gong choice i made. which was to drop economics and take chemistry when i ming ming pass econs wif a D and ming ming failed chem wif a F. why i so kum lan hor, is becuz i pia tt econs paper(not literally) for a good 2 months and den hor... lingbo still got D lor.. onli micro part nia i also canot score. And since i spent like 3 hours on chem, naturally being the sibeh haolian man i am, tell myself i failed cuz i bo study. if i study sure A. Den after a yr of hong hong lie lie wif chemistry and huo zai a world of methylbenzenes. i underwent a free radical substitution..... i began to undergo electrolysis..YES YES i can feel the molecular weight of my..... weight... i can feel CHEMISTRY flowing in my blood...OOohhhh AAahhhh the inert gases, the halogens.... i can breath them... AND.. lin nao hia. limbei got D for chem for Alevels.

Fuckanaden, if i haven been tt cock and took econs instead, sure A liao lor... after all juz memorize and regurgitate wif some angmoh power mah... even ah kai angmoh so chui also got A lor.. GAN!!!! but wat done cannot be undone and so i blame econs for my bad Alevels grades.

cuming to NTU, i decided that engine is my cup of tea, cuz bo econs mah... (haha kidding cuz i bo bian if not i sure wif ahkai. 3 yrs nia song song gao my hse. Den skarli cum yr 2 School of Electrical and Elcetronic engineering private limited .com.sg/LIN NAO HIA EH/ fuck sia still must Supply and Demand!!!

why why i ask myself.. why my mia so kor. but think abt it, ppl say we got an edge over those wh never even smell econs b4 and as u noe, in this bell curve world of ntu, as long as u can step, u gan pia step u nga si step. so i relac jack.. muahahh i yaya papaya.. i ba long long i tong tong hee. i tried to study on tuesday and tell myself quiz nia i study 3 days sure A.

Wah lau eh.. ren suan bu ru tian suan. tian suan bu ru bernanke and frank(the econs txtbk writers) go eat shit and die in their venomous theories. Their txt hor, tho is really extensive and according to aikhong, can 'speak' to you....Wait ppl let me digress.. for ur info, aikhong is a GEP(gifted eh person) from the very prestigious school where li''l bois run ard in tight white shorts. yes RI and of cuz RGS... no sala RJC. from RI eh lor GEppo lor.. tell me the txtbk hor...
Aik hong(in all seriousness, face stern as hell and all): Chong meng, the txtbk can speak to you....
not say wanna suan him lar.. afterall he help me pass my GE but realli hor.. if he will juz tell me tt reading the txt can enhance my understand of the subject, tt wld suffice... wats wif the dumb fuck analogy sia?? relac bradder!!

Oka Okay where was i? yah the bernanke and frank tag team to kill me sia.. its like bernanke rapid fire the cost price theory at me den i lan lan take cover den frank flank(the tongue twister not intended) me from the Lima(left) and lob the adam smith invisble hand into my face.
conclusion: limbei si AR!!
i used 2 hrs to fully understand alot of econs concept plus alot of shit. apparently bill gates got a big ass holiday house in sum summer retreat state! why muz i noe how the tie men(gates) live his filty rich life, fueled by the Os in this laptop that is depreciating in value wif each latter i type??? apparently frank and bernanke failed a very important part of their Ao chinese equivalent exams... CHANG WEN SUO DUAN!!! Dun the P.H.D ppl summarize... im not marking their fucking thesis lar... im trying to learn from them lar.. chok du lan. in the end study until the end of micro nia. den macro also got test. haiz.....

go in also dunnoe if mcq correct or not. nao hia my dua tow zac and NVMSCPSASPWECPHS JACKSON WONGJIANLI all write diff ans sia!! wei sia me wei sia me wei sia me they all tekan me wei sia me they all chut pattern( the turtle prof song... A/P orgui = pimp muauhahah ignore me here) Den being the smart dickie i am. i copy abit here and copy abit there.. after tt. i have a weird feeling tt those i copy from jackson he wrong, those i copy from zac he wrong. my op cost all incurred. zac and jackson will get 50 percent. i will get zilch my economic surplus is thus 0 i am thus experiencing a loss becuz my price is lower than my average variable cost...(see i quite zai mah.. why D nia???)

haiz.. hope can pass. the 200 mcqs in 10 min takes up 60 percent of our overall grades.

Next up is EE2007 quiz.. now the 2007 tutor is really a man in his own league... really his own.. he is a masters' student i guess. so young and nubile and so extremely TIONG.. he is so bad tt jackson got irritated by him. he buttons his shirt up to the hole tt is like 5 inches from his nose... he is covering his neck cuz he is scared tt aedes mosquitoes will bite him on his neck like yamamoto from a date wif vampire and kill him wif dengue plus blood loss... and he likes ma xiaoling's long leg so much he does not wanna get killed by the pair of asian elle macpherson's legs.

well he sux we noe but today is like the farniest lar... cuz zac noe i never finish 2007.. so he said he will go in and take wif me and jacko(zac not same class for this module) den in case got 2 sets of paper i can haf 2 ppl helping me mah... den as usual jacko is zai enuff lar.... he can do everything so i copied his.. after tt jackson left...and then, zac became concious of the fact tt when Mr button up cums to collect paper, he will be in sum shit... So, zac decided to pull off the most stunning stunts in the whole damn world... he is gonna do a david coppefield, onli better. he is gonna attempt a stealth tat onli the US navy Seals can match... he is going to sneak out of a class of less than 15 ppl, all quietly head down doing quiz.. now the tutorial room is like 5m by 5m nia.. small for any standard.. i watched in amazement at how my big head zac is gonna chao ji bian bian bian bu jian. as a boi from the front handed in his paper, mr buttons up looked at his paper for like 0.00001 sec and tt split sec which i wun even acknowledge as real time, big head zac slipped out of the back door... whole body and big head. machaim qian nu you hun, onli tt zhong chu hong got a much smaller head and she is really a ghost tt can piao.. after 0.00001 sec, mr buttons looked up and of cuz, he wld notice tt my FOc chairperson is MIA. cum on now. the class is small and zac isnt ur average guy. he is ur average big head guy. of cuz he notice that the majestic form of human natural selection/mutation that is zac's head is not in his class anymore in the blink of an eye!!!! he looked at me and gave me the hey where is zac's gesture and i reply wif a hey button down this is not ur wedding gesture... no lar i gave him a i dunnoe blank look lar. den he fast fast went out to check. lucky zac's big head is got substance eh. he noes better than to str away hide in another tutorial room than rsik walking the long corridor and got caught but button boi. and i suppress my awe and laffter for a full min(almost internal bleed) den i rushed out and the 3 of us the 3 stooges had the laff of the day... cheerios to buttons up... u are the best man(at the wedding cuz u button up muahahha)

Can you feel the love tonight?

Us being human beings differ from the other kim siu(qin shou=beast) by a very wonderful thing. We can feel, feel as in spiritually and mentally and emotionally. not groping. From this ability to feel, we develope the ability to love and feel loved. Of cuz i cant substantiate this wif solid proof u want me to. i cant possibly tell u tt a dung beetle dun feel loved when another dung beetle roll a big lump of shit for it as a gift. But from the many discovery channel stuff i watched, i feel other kim sius realli no gam cheng eh. i saw this male alligator pia-ing a female ally in all sense and at the heat of action, the male ally slither away after a platypuss.... haha platypus rite? Now u tell me, why would a sane ally who feels love pia the female it loved and den hurry after sum other species?? i dun even noe if the platypuss was female. Hahha i noe.. platypus. The BLACK WIDOW spider.. nasty piece of work. male and female spider pia-ing... den out of nowhere, the bitch rolled the male up and savour it to the last hairy leg. Now tell me. one moment u are in the sensual pleasure and loving eightlegs of ur loved one and den u suddenly dieded. I mean bueh gam rite??

Well all you horny bastards dun for once think tt this is al;l about piaing. i want to tok abt my feelings today. or rather yesterday. was a day of many feelings. I woke up to feel a strong urge in my groin area. After tt went to school. today, NTU VOLLEYBALL MAIN SPIKE CAPTAIN PLUS STRAIGHT As STUDENT PLUS WINNING ELEVEN CHAMP PLUS HANDSOME STUD jackson wong jianli and my dua tow of FOc and dua ow of his own body zac went to find prof lim meng hoit(how u pronounce?) to clarify sum doubts. This guy, He risk the last feel strands of hair he has left to teach us and i really feel the teacherly love he has for us wanting us to do well.
Later on, i rushed to tuition, giving tuition to my dear cousin susan who failed her english again.. tamade makes me feel malu.. but neway, her mm my auntie, noes i rushed over and straightaway went to buy me xian dan chao fan + oh lua. i feel loved by my auntie.

Later one i came back to very dead air orange orange de NTU, more specifically i went to Hall 11. there, i was hungry again. And my man kiat.. he understands how angry a man i can be when im hungry, initaite to cook noodles for me. however i ended up cooking, cuzhe threaten me wif washing. knn...but still, i feel loved. AND NVMSCPSASPWECPHS jackson wong jianli came to du chu limebi do EE2007 tutorial. not tt he wanna act sut sut. but he want to make sure tt i do and of cuz do well... there u go love love love.

And this, my frens is the high light of the blog. this next lover of mine tt i hafta mention. i shall try to honour you now as much as possible. this person is my first ever volleyball captain MR Roger Chen Haoye. we 2 went back way long. Back in those days when he gan my fries like nobody's business. Well how he actualli dun put me in main 6.... and of cuz forever cuming to my hse to finish limbies HEI BI HIAM mini popiah every CNY. Now sounds bad enuff? i dun feel so.. he is a brother thru and thru. He is sumone who will stand by u when u are in the face of adversity. i know tt it is onli rite u drive me back when i request, but i want to say thank you. thannk you for being so generously sacrificing ur sleep time, tok to huiyi's time, do presentation time, da bian time(he can da bian for 45 min. knn woman make baby den carry baby den gif birth also faster than him) , SACRIFICING YOUR BIKES PETROL, UR BIKES SUSPENSION, FOR SO MANY TIMES TO DRIVE ME BACK TO HOME OR HALL FOR THE PAST 1.5 SEMS. I KNOW I MAKE DEMANDS. BUT I MAKE THEM WIF THE FULL CONFIDENT TT U CAN FULFIL THEM, BECUZ U ARE BROTHER GAO GAO. im neber angry wif u for putting me in main 12, i buy hei bi hiam every year for you and it was always my pleasure to share my freis with you. i definitely feel the love bro.. thanz alot all my cronies. im blessed wif all you fuckers. no mood for TIGER tonite.. actualli i drank 2 cans juz now but now gonna koon liao. cheerios

What's wif the posting of songs???

Okay everyone, becuz im a virgin blogger, there are many things tt i bueh liao gai(dun understand) (alot of peeps say limbei hokkien too chim). i bueh liao gai why ppl likes to post lyrics of songs on their blog. Dun get me wrong there.. i think it is wonderful tt u actualli share a song wif others close to your heart. but why type out the lyrics??? got lyrics.com mah. ask our dear bro ah kai... he dunnoe dl gui ba gei lyrics liao. i juz visit goh's blog again. he got gan pua zueh lyrics and songs and stuff.. go check it out www.backtogood.blogspot.com.

Now ppl who noe da zui goh will of cuz associate him wif good songs.. i wld like to refer to him as a song connoisseur. And im always happy when he shares his songs. Becuz Goh also say tt im a imitating artitst i.e chiong eh, i decided to chiong again. of cuz we chiong wif a twist so as to gif ourself grounds for defence when ppl shoot tio bo?

so wif tt, i wld also liek to share a fav song of mine wif my dear frens who read my blog. now me and this song went back along way. my lao bu always blast in the morning to wake us up. i began to like it abt 2 yrs ago. along wif ah kiat and ah kai. we always sing in KTV(clean eh) sia. this song goes by the title of AAaahhh...AAaahhh xim ai eh mai kao.

of the the AAaahh....AAAaahhh is anyhow one lar. Okay flora says my hokkien too cheem. jy dun undersatnd a shit.. my dear sp becca took 15 min to read a blog i wrote for 5 min, so today lan lan muz gif translation. so here goes.. oh btw.. this song is my Thunder... Thunder Chen...Chen Lei lar kao eh...

Xim Ai Eh Mai Kao( love of my heart dun cry)
lyrics: chen lei(i think)
music: chen lei(i think)

qiu gua xiong xim eh hing li (hand carry a sad luggage: i noe got sentence structure error juz get the gist k?)
gim li gua xim lai li kui (today dun care heart/feeling to leave you)
kua tio li mua bin eh chu lui (see you face like sad sad)
wa eh xim gua keong beh cui (my heart organ cui)
sui lian jin xim tia tang li (tho i love and dote on u wif my heart)
ho siu bian keong ah bo yi yi ( force each other also no meaning)
sang li ji kah bo yin eh qiu ji ( gif u a fateless ring)
gam xia li pueh bua wa jia zueh ni (thankew you for being wif me many yrs)

Chorus:

AAaahhh xim ai eh mai kao ( AAaahhh love of my heart dun cry)
chia li jiong qwa bang bueh kee ( Please put me in ur forget list)
AAaahhh li bo kiam wa wa bo kiam liii.. (AAaahh you dun owe me i dun owe u now)

Repeat.
hmmm how is it all? Leave a heavy feeling in ur xim also hor? Okay peeps actualli wanted to post things today but gan shack now. so i shall leave this melancholic song hanging in ur head and seeya soon. TIGER BEER!!!!!

lau bak sai

thru'out our life, there are bound to times when u scared until sai boon lau chut lai. oh well, it is gonna happen to me soon. not now, mebbe 3 weeks from now. becuz i wanna prevent such wasteful lau-ing of sai, i try to change my raher indolent way of life. Wif this new resolution, limbei woke up gan za this morning, so can go enjoy breakfast wif bei bu. but early early nia i tio gan. cuz neber pack my stuff for hall the previous night. den after sum gan-ning, my mum got tired. so she headed downstairs to my dad's waiting car... and at that crucial moment, i felt an acute stab of pain in my but dor area.... hongan.. muz lao sai. why why why at this moment i haf to lau??? so i put down my very nice deuter transalpine my dear bros got me, my shoe bag wif my gai gai soccerboots hybrid...shoes.. watever.. and lastly my most chengxim buy of all.. TWIN-FUCKING-HEAD lappie. at that point of time sai already reach ka chng tow. den of cuz i made it in time lar... aden hor i quicky zua everything lar cuz i noe downstairs got 2 timebombs ai pok zah liao. i finish bombing japan in record time, rushed down and to my dismay, they haf lfet for the hawler centre. so i lan lan muz walk there myself.
on reaching, i took the initiaitive to order my fav meepok dry b4 joing my bei bu. den i go there i noe hongan liao. cuz papa alreardy ordered bak gu teh for me. Den once again i tio gan jialat jialat. 2 gans does not make a rite. so i very quiet after tt, not daring to incur the wrath of Mount Krakatoa and mount Vesuvious. after tt lau bei drive me to sch. drag my barang upstairs and was really relieve tt the auntie haven arranged my shoes. she always anyhow arrange my shoes. i noe she meant well. but i like my shoes tt way. i left them outside in such a way tt i can pack it up and go. machiam recall manning like tt mah. den she muz nicely put them all in a str line from big to small. ..... den my slippers smallest mah. den always under the chair outside my room.. den in the morning wanna go pang jio muz bare foot.
I manage to make it to my EE2006 tutorials.. chalking a GRAND TOTAL of 2 times attending. PAtricia wong realli corny... starting time take her own sweet time.. den towards the end rush like fiak... KNN
PROF Wong: aiyah this one u all sure can do one lar.. so go back do okay???*silly grin*
LIN NAO HIA!!!!!! limbei can do den i still dabao your mod for fun and laffter ar????
after tt joined NTU VBALL MAIN SPIKE CAPTAIN STR As JACKson wong and my big head zac for lecture. boring lect. lucky ruixian sit beside me.. haven seen her in lect for along time. so was pleasantly surprise when she sat beside me.
After lect went library study wif zac and jackson and stephen chow victor. tho progress was slow and painful, i manage to learn sum stuffs, of cuz thanz to jackson and his ganning... lin nao hia at home tio gan in sch also tio gan. but i noe thay gan me for my own good. so okay.
going jogging wif zac soon... that du lan kia say meet 11 now still haven call me... sai lin nioa eh lau ba bu.. going to change now. after tt cum back for a nice can of LAO HU beer. becuz im a TIGER MAN.

Goh can blog so can I

Let us explore the origins of this blog that i just started. Oh well... went back like half an hour ago. i was online and our correspondent from michigan tt is Goh Big Mouth invited me to read his fancy blog and after like 1 min of trying-not-to-get-bored-reading...... Why dun i get a blog of my own, the world wonders. And taaDaaa limbei's own blog. not much of a history there huh? Okay let us not for 1 min think tt limbei wanna copy Goh's blog because it is humanly impossible to his sibeh chim angmoh. Even when he was here living in sin-ka-por, he already use colurful vocabulary. like those colleen 16 pack colour pencils dual sides... Now tt he is dwelling in ameh li ka, he use those 72 pack dual sides eh. Whereas for me, i can onli manage simple simple language. Sthis being my maiden entry, i would like to set the records straight, tt is if anybody even bother reading my blog at all, dun kaobeime for anything i posted. i will get like head numbness if u all do tt. I imagine myself updating this blog like once a week... mebbe... hmm thats abt it for now. time for a beer.